moy
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 19:12:45 GMT -5
(760): I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 3, 2010 7:37:10 GMT -5
(503): today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 3, 2010 7:38:09 GMT -5
(612): the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 3, 2010 11:47:36 GMT -5
Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 3, 2010 13:11:13 GMT -5
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 3, 2010 13:23:43 GMT -5
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 3, 2010 16:34:12 GMT -5
Today, I was walking through the rain holding my umbrella when an old lady, that looked about 80 years old, in a power chair zoomed by me a top speed wearing an umbrella hat that said gangsta. Best old lady I ever saw. MLIA
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 4, 2010 10:11:02 GMT -5
(484): I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 4, 2010 10:12:45 GMT -5
(559): So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
(1-559): That depends on who this is.
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moy
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Post by moy on Mar 4, 2010 10:15:37 GMT -5
(928): Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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