moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 8:27:32 GMT -5
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
Posts: 21,265
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 8:33:59 GMT -5
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
Posts: 21,265
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 8:37:38 GMT -5
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
Posts: 21,265
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 11:16:48 GMT -5
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 11:22:04 GMT -5
Today, my boss made me some Tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my number 1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them. FML
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 17:29:27 GMT -5
Today, me and a few other kids had to retake a test. The teacher had to go talk to the principal about something, so as soon as he left the room, we all started helping each other with the answers. He then snuck back in without us noticing, sat at a desk in the back, and loudly whispered "What's number 27?" We all gave him the answer, then turned around to see him cracking up. He gave us five extra points for teamwork. Best teacher ever. MLIA
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 17:54:31 GMT -5
Last night, my mom and I were having a conversation. I then started responding only by meowing, growling & hissing. This morning when I woke up, my cereal bowl was full of catfood. MLIA
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 18:37:37 GMT -5
Today, I spent about 3 hours after school washing my car so it could look amazing. I parked it at a Wendy's parking lot and went in my gf's car to her audition. I came back to find a ticket sitting on my windshield, except i wasn't charged with anything. All the ticket said was "Nice Car." You made my day, police officer. MLIA
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 18:38:39 GMT -5
Today I signed out of the lunchroom to go use the bathroom. Remembering an MLIA where someone had signed themselves out as High King Peter to go to Narnia, I checked for any fun entries. It turns out that High King Peter DID have to go to Narnia today, right after Ron Weasley left for detention with Snape and right before The Great Stalin left to "re-educate" the Kulaks. MLIA.
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
Posts: 21,265
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Post by moy on Mar 1, 2010 18:56:22 GMT -5
Today, I was watching a political station on Television with a friend. One person on the telecast said "I'm straight and I know gay marriage will mar the fabric of this country". My friend then commented "Yeah right. Like straight guys know anything about fabric." MLIA.
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