World's Shortest Fairy Tales

[StoneBlossom]

1. "Once upon a time they had an election, and the honest, fair, and dedicated candidate won."

2. "Once upon a time there was a man who got lost. He saw a resident and stopped to ask directions."

3. "They fell in love, got married and lived happily ever after."

4. ?

[Found]

Once upon a time, there was a woman who needed to talk to her husband. She did, and he understood her completely, and she never had to mention it again.

[Found]

Once upon a time, there was a SSB replacement board. And it was good. The end.



(that one's not a fairy tale. It's just short and sweet reality! )

[Foxy]

Once upon a time a girl went on an interview. They offered her a job on the spot. No waiting. The end.

[Found]

Once upon a time there was a car dealership that actually closed on time so its employees could enjoy a balanced life.

[TomLostMonkey]

Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood went to visit her grandmother.
The end.

[StoneBlossom]

Once upon a time, a hungry wolf ate a grandmother, her granddaughter, a boy named Peter, three little pigs, and a bunch of grapes he stole from a fox. The end.

[lockeslovechild n'****]

Once upon a time there was this Vegas Hippie chick who never drank wine, EVER. The end

[zægs]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

[rollergirlblue]

Once upon a time, there was a woman who did a whole dissertation and became a successful therapist right on schedule. She also made enough money right off the bat to make it all worth while. And she was hot. The End.