Smaug
My breath, death!
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Post by Smaug on Apr 18, 2008 14:32:36 GMT -5
Once Upon A Time there was no time.
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Maniac VII
Supreme Emperor Of The Universe
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Post by Maniac VII on Apr 18, 2008 15:34:48 GMT -5
Once upon a time I didn't write this story. The end.
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Maniac VII
Supreme Emperor Of The Universe
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Post by Maniac VII on Apr 18, 2008 15:43:28 GMT -5
less than once upon a fraction of a time almost nothing happened, the end.
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Post by FullFrontalBuddha on May 7, 2008 0:50:50 GMT -5
Long ago, stuff happened.
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Post by irishpatsy on May 11, 2008 12:05:13 GMT -5
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.
When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
"You know what?"
"What, dear?" his wife asked gently.
"Get the hell away from me."
Then she left him and lived happily ever after.
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TomLostMonkey
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's monkey poo.
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Post by TomLostMonkey on May 11, 2008 14:21:12 GMT -5
Once upon a time, the end.
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Smaug
My breath, death!
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Post by Smaug on May 12, 2008 10:47:25 GMT -5
Once... **** happened.
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Post by FullFrontalBuddha on May 12, 2008 14:14:24 GMT -5
Fairies don't have tails.
Except for the inbred southern ones.
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zægs
Fight Phytic Acid
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Post by zægs on May 13, 2008 0:17:58 GMT -5
Some Fairies do have tails. You can only see their tails when they are wearing their assless chaps, however.
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Post by mysteryisland on Jun 2, 2008 9:24:09 GMT -5
Once upon a time a witch baked 2 kids in the oven....they were delicious.
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