moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Feb 8, 2010 14:23:13 GMT -5
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thefirstbardo
There ain't no such thing as leftover crack
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Post by thefirstbardo on Feb 8, 2010 17:51:36 GMT -5
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Feb 9, 2010 7:40:17 GMT -5
(314): I'm bakin' bread in my pu.ssy!
(1-314): What?
(314): I have a yeast infection.
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Feb 9, 2010 7:41:01 GMT -5
(724): I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Feb 11, 2010 7:51:21 GMT -5
(732): Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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moy
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Post by moy on Feb 11, 2010 7:58:17 GMT -5
(605): I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Feb 11, 2010 8:06:04 GMT -5
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and sh!t on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Feb 11, 2010 8:15:23 GMT -5
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Post by Mink - The Original on Feb 11, 2010 11:25:32 GMT -5
feels good down in your soal, doesn't it?
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Feb 11, 2010 12:22:14 GMT -5
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