Post by Smaug on Nov 19, 2007 9:56:16 GMT -5
I have to divide this thread up because of the size limit.
This is Part 1
Forum Home Oceanic The Security System LOST SSB Casting Call
Replies: 187 Last post: July 10, 2007 10:24:01 AM -07:00 by: VIPERTUNG
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GauchoJoe91
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LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:23 PM
LOST is looking to add new characters on the show for season 3. The producers and writers need to look no further in their S3 casting call than some of the personalities that call the ABC LOST Security System their home. Here are some possibilities of characters that the LOST writing team should consider for S3…..
Mrs. Sawyer cast as the new skank hotty. With AnaL, Shannon, and Libby wasted during S2, the show is need of a hot skank. No one can tease, flirt, and out-skank Mrs. S. She will be added to the cast when Sawyer’s LOST steamer trunk is found washed up on the beach. During sweeps we will see a hot waterfall scene with Kate and Mrs. S as they discuss why men suck rocks. The only drawback will be getting her out of Josh Hollowell’s trailer between shots.
JerseyGeorge cast as another hot skank. You cannot have too many hot skanks. She will wash up on shore after falling off a yacht during a wild party. Also washed up from the yacht will be an abundant supply of Gin and Fizzy water. Jersey starts S3 off with a bang by inviting Sun and Jin o’er to her hut fer Jin and Tonics.
Sassafrask8 is cast as another pregnant LOSTie on the island. She mysteriously appears from the jungle with an astropop in one hand and pork pull in the other. She cannot remember anything. The twist with the character is that she will always be pregnant and never give birth to her BAYBEE.
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:24 PM
Alki (Dunc) is cast as Desmond’s cousin who wuz also entered in the race. In flashbacks we see the two competing in caber tossing and stone chucking. Dunc always finds a way to better D-man in the flashbacks as he always has the right team on the field. The Dunc character will wear a kilt during S3. The uncut S3 DVD version will have uplifting kilt scenes where we see wot is really under that kilt.
Bardo is cast as a rebellious other. We see a flashback where he is in original Dharma Initiative but is banned after a misunderstanding with the leader. His banishment leads him to working with Fenry and gang. During the middle of S3, Bardo is banned from the Others after being caught sending a letter to the Hanso Foundation on how his job sucks rocks. Bardo decides to join our LOSTies, but is banned yet again by Jack after arguing science and religion. Distraught, Bardo casts himself into the ocean where the fish ban him yet again.
Moyly is cast as Alex, Rousseau’s LOST daughter. She is the most intelligent of the lot. Her dry humor is often wasted amongst the nimrod Others who continually ask her to either smile or laugh out loud when telling a joke. She bides her time during S3, waiting to get enuff gumption to move to the Other side of the island. In the middle of S3, Alex wanders into the jungle and runs into a wild troll. She kills the troll with her razor wit and some chewing gum.
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:24 PM
Vipertung is cast as Fenry’s counterpart. They compete fer affection from the mysterious unseen leader of the Others. Viper’s sneaky and slithering ways is brought out during flashbacks. Because Dharma frowns on smoking, the Viper character is always irritable and is seen fiddling with smoking patches, making his character edgy.
Iner is cast in a flashback role of Sawyer's past. We learn of Sawyer’s bi-sexual past and Iner’s part in it as Iner emerges from the shower wearing a towel on his head in Sawyer’s hotel room. We also see the two riding around town on a motorcycle.
DonTaco is cast as a Hurley cloning experiment. Everyone luvs Hurley. And everyone luvs Tacos, so this makes perfect sense. Taco will be a cloning experiment gone wrong as he appears as a skinny clone of Hurley. Taco will wander the island searching fer Dharma Ranch jars and frogs to dip them in.
Rainsbee is cast as Rousseau's sister. We see Rainsbee in flashbacks as she continuosuly berates Rousseau in how dumb she is in her expedition. We see the Rainsbee character plea to her sister using different disguises without success. Rain finally gives up and goes to read her latest Economist.
Homie is cast as a LOSTie that missed the plane cuz she wuz moving from one end of the country to the :Other. When she finally ends up on the island she is royally pis.sed off that she can't access her MySpace account.
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:25 PM
Jay33son is cast as Jack’s estranged brother who comes looking fer Jack after the Red Sox win the World Series. Jay’s seaplane crashes into the island and he is stuck with a dilemma of walking around nekky or wearing Yankee gear. Once reunited with the LOSTies, the nekky Jay decides to build his own shelter instead of renting.
Mitzi is cast as a flashback character fer Rose. Before Bernard, Rose worked the streets as a hoo.ker with Mitzi as her pimp. Rose frees herself from Mitzi after she sneaks up on Mitzi while he is waxing his ride and kicks his arse.
Lola is cast as a flashback character that may show up on the isle. Although she is the doc’s Physician Assistant, Lola wears a naughty nurse outfit during the flashback. The chemistry between the doc and Lola intensifies as we hear a slow version of Copacabanna playing quietly in the background during an operation.
Moo will be cast as the Security System. Ever moving and changing, the cow like intelligence is slowly revealed during S3. Jus’ as Moo has been able to shift from name to name on the SSB, he shifts his shape as the Security System. As S3 comes to a close we will see LWMG unleashed upon the island.
NasaPerson is casted in a flaskback scene as the original person who started the whole taking notes in the hatch and sending it up the tube. Lil' did he know that it would take off and grow into such a large mountain of crappola.
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:26 PM
Zombiehatch is cast as a Dharma employee in another hatch. We discover his job is to count how many times the button is pushed and by who. He tracks and records the information and then sends it up in a tube. The Others argue and bee.yotch about the findings to one another.
Samunwise is cast as the chef in the Dharma Inititive confines. She brings coffee and tea out to the captured LOSTies in the beginning of S3. Wot is eerie is that each cup fer our LOSTies has their name engraved on the side of their cup.
Kmannrocks is cast as a Charlie flashback character. We see K-mann as a drummer in Charlie’s band. During the flashback K-mann and Charlie fight o’er musician creativity. Kman boxes up his 8-tracks, albums, tapes, and CDs in a violent rage and storms out of the band.
RyanRuffo is cast as one of the kids kidnapped earlier by the Others. The Others decide to release RyanRuffo after he keeps writing senseless links on all of the Dharma walls. RyanRuffo wanders the island and find solitude on the Black Rock.
LEDCJ is cast as a secret survivor to Rousseau’s expedition. Rousseau mistook LED’s withdrawl from cheese and Other dairy products as symptoms from the sickness and leaves her to die. We see LED living contently on a piece of beach front property that is a million times better than where she wuz livin’ before.
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:26 PM
Moped Monkey is cast as herself. She is content to fling poo from a distance, never getting involved with the LOSTies or the Others. She is often seen with a Golden Monkey swinging by her side.
AndFound is cast as the lone survivor of the Black Rock ship wreck. He is hella ole and has survived from getting stir crayzee by writing a fantasy novel and making up lil’ voices to talk to himself.
Ghost is cast as the whispers. Who else but the resident troll can pull of the protoplasmic character? Ghost revels in the thought of driving folk nutz without anyone knowing who he really is. He is made fer the role.
TomLostMonkey is cast as Harry Linn. The Harry Linn character appears as the Dharma Initiative mastermind. He seeks harmony and peace fer everyone. Ironically, the TomLostMonkey character sports a Dharma Initiative t-shirt with matching cargo pants.
KimmyLostFan is cast as the new Cindy. Jus’ like Cindy, Kimmy has disappeared from the known world. Her importance is underestimated and prematurely forgotten. Their return will definitely have huge ramifications.
NHAisback is cast as the drifting wandering brother of Desomnd during a flashback. We learn that D-man has learned to drift in and out of people's live from the original Music man.
Mystery_Island
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:29 PM
nice work...
:: golf claps ::
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:34 PM
nice work...
:: golf claps ::
Augh!! You scared the crappola out of me! No one is supposed to be here at this time.
MysteryIsland is cast as Ethan's long LOST brother Edie Rom who likes sneaking up on folk jus' fer the heck of it. And remember the anagram fer Edie Rom is MORE DIE.
AnotherOther is cast as one of Sawyer's con partners during a flashback. AO sets up cons with older women. He parts ways with Sawyer when AO finds out how much he luvs moms.
MsT's casting call is short-lived when she finds out that there ain't any In-n-Out Burgers on Hawaii. In a burgerless rage she heads up the Kona coast lookin' fer a fix and hasn't been seen since.
George ]
is cast as the Security System. We never see her, but we know she exists. She is a real pain in the arse and moves without any kind of logic. Her power is god-like and used sporadically.
Smaug is cast as himself. The LOSTie decide to explore the island caves further and discover Smaug sleeping on a pile of treasure. Clutched underneath one of his claws is a laptop computer logged on to this site.
Buddha is cast as a statue. The LOSTies discover another weird statue on the :Other side of the island. In front of the Buddha statute is a tin coffee cup asking fer nickle donations to rub the Buddha's belly.
Tak_6
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Registered: Jan 19, 06
Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:35 PM
No one is supposed to be here at this time.
That's impossible...I'm still alive.
Mystery_Island
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:36 PM
Augh!!! You scared the crappola out of me! No one is supposed to be here at this time.
MysteryIsland is cast as Ethan's long LOST brother Edie Rom who likes sneaking up on folk jus' fer the heck of it.
un oh...
:: ducks Ethans medical group::
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:38 PM
ActionCat is cast as a castaway in charge of a nearby island that offers refuge fer those seeking respite from SSB..er..island life. Cat's island becomes active after the Security System goes on a rampage.
Spechsta is cast as a sports agent that is obsessed with signing Tejada as a client at all costs. He ends up on the island after his yacht is rammed by a Dharma Shark.
Bslip is cast as a transvestite wannabe Jessica Simpson who is is obsessed with AnaL pounding. Despite being different from the rest he wins all of the LOSTie Olympic events and makes everyone confess that they too are obssessed with AnaL Pounding.
Name is cast as Penelope's estranged hubby. We discover that Penelope divorces the Name character cuz he stays out late galavanting and drinking with the boyz. After the divorce, Name decides to take up mountain climbing and flies across the ocean to scale Mt. Everest.
JackisFoxy AKA Foxy is casted as an illusive hot Other. We never get a clear picture of her face We get camera shots of her sexy curves and body. Her identity remains a mystery, but everyone knows that she is hot.
Agent is cast as an ex-marine recruited by the Dharma Initiative to provide muscle and military expertise to the operation. Agent sets up spy cameras at the waterfall where Kate and Mrs. S have their men suck rocks "discussion." We are all grateful fer his contribution.
Tak_6
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:43 PM
Tak!!! Yer alive?!?! Wot brings you out alate at night? Oops...sorry I forgot the freaks come out at night.
Night time is the only chance the men in white let us out to play.
Mystery_Island
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:48 PM
Augh!!! You scared the crappola out of me! No one is supposed to be here at this time.
MysteryIsland is cast as Ethan's long LOST brother Edie Rom who likes sneaking up on folk ju's fer the heck of it. And remember the anagram fer Edie Rom is MORE DIE.
yay....i have a purpose!
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:49 PM
Night time is the only chance the men in white let us out to play.
Where?
:: starts to run ::
Oh you said men in white and not white men....whew....
Tak_6
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:57 PM
Where?
:: starts to run ::
Oh you said men in white and not white men....whew....
Hahaha! You reacted like all my family would in the same situation
::we're innocent I tell ya!::
Kimmy_Lost_Fan
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 12:58 AM
KimmyLostFan is cast as the new Cindy. Jus’ like Cindy, Kimmy has disappeared from the known world. Her importance is underestimated and prematurely forgotten. Their return will definitely have huge ramifications.
:^O
samunwise
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 02:42 AM
Samunwise is cast as the chef in the Dharma Inititive confines. She brings coffee and tea out to the captured LOSTies in the beginning of S3. Wot is eerie is that each cup fer our LOSTies has their name engraved on the side of their cup.
The latest item on the Dharma menu is oysters from Apalachacola;)
c(Gaucho)
Her_name_was_Lola
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 04:17 AM
Why do I always end up in the naughty nurse uniform?
Just for once I want to wear a ball gown and pearls!
samunwise
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 04:35 AM
Why do I always end up in the naughty nurse uniform?
Just for once I want to wear a ball gown and pearls!
A Tiara and a naughty nurse uniform;)
TheSixthBardo
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 04:48 AM
Bardo is cast as a rebellious other. We will see a flashback where he is part of the original Dharma Initiative but then banned after a misunderstanding with the mysterious leader. His banishment leads him to working with Fenry and gang. During the middle of S3, Bardo is banned from the Others after being caught sending a letter to the Hanso Foundation on how his job sucks rocks. Bardo disguises himself and decides to join our LOSTies, but is banned yet again by Jack after arguing science and religion. Distraught, Bardo casts himself into the ocean where the fish decide that they don’t like him either and he is banned yet again.
At what point do I become a four-toed demigod of legend?
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samunwise
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 05:18 AM
At what point do I become a four-toed demigod of legend?
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You already are;)
TheSixthBardo
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 05:31 AM
You already are;)
Er, thanks, maybe?
lostonmitzi54
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 06:09 AM
Mitzi is cast as a flashback character fer Rose. Before Bernard, Rose worked the streets as a hoo.ker with Mitzi as her pimp. Rose frees herself from Mitzi after she sneaks up on Mitzi while he is waxing his ride and kicks his arse.
This is type casting... Not my fault I was named Pimp of the year for 2004. Got to keep those beyotches in line you know...
Don_Taco
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 06:17 AM
DonTaco is cast as a Hurley cloning experiment. Everyone luvs Hurley. And everyone luvs Tacos, so this makes perfect sense. Taco will be a cloning experiment gone wrong as he appears as a skinny clone of Hurley. Taco will wander the island searching fer Dharma Ranch jars and frogs to dip them in.
lol nice work, Mr Gaucho.
SpoiledMeat
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 06:20 AM
SpoiledMeat It is discovered too late that a fresh 16 oz steak was included in the food drop. After being left in the hot tropical sun for 7 days, the spoiled meat is infused with the mystical powers of The Island and becomes sentient. It spends the remainder of Season 3 hunting wild boar and making wild passionate monkey love with Rousseau.
Smaug_Reborn
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:12 AM
GauchoJoe91 is cast as the put-upon custodian of the island. His never-ending quest to keep the island clear of litter and clutter is a source of amusement for all. But everyone loves him because he knows how make mean MOO-burgers on his BBQ grill. Of course, no one bothers to ask how he got a BBQ grill and a floor polisher on the island. That's just part of the man's charm.
SpoiledMeat
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:19 AM
GauchoJoe91 is cast as the put-upon custodian of the island. His never-ending quest to keep the island clear of litter and clutter is a source of amusement for all. But everyone loves him because he knows how make mean MOO-burgers on his BBQ grill. Of course, no one bothers to ask how he got a BBQ grill and a floor polisher on the island. That's just part of the man's charm.
Smaug is HIM.
Smaug_Reborn
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:21 AM
Smaug is HIM.
HIM is Villo Valle.
lostonmitzi54
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:26 AM
HIM is Villo Valle.
Millie Vanillie???
Smaug_Reborn
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:32 AM
Millie Vanillie???
Actually, I screwed his name up. lol. It's Ville Valo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIM_(band)
ALK125
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:01 AM
Are you implying I am Scottish?
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:05 AM
Are you implying I am Scottish?
Of course not.
:: tosses a plate of haggis and some bagpipes down at Dunc's feet ::
RemieVandeross
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:10 AM
I'm never memorable enough to make it into the casting calls. I should start disrobing more often. Maybe do a mambo.
*shakes that groove thing*
moyly
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:23 AM
gauchissimo, you are too kind and evidently do not have enough to do around the house. this is a masterpiece.
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:29 AM
gauchissimo, you are too kind and evidently do not have enough to do around the house. this is a masterpiece.
Insommia. I couldn't get the dang idea out of my head so I had to post the sucka so I could sleep.
ALK125
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:41 AM
Insommia. I couldn't get the dang idea out of my head so I had to post the sucka so I could sleep.
o.forums.go.com/abc/oceanic/thread?threadID=1164346
ALK125
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:42 AM
so who is the security system? George or Moo?
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:44 AM
o.forums.go.com/abc/oceanic/thread?threadID=1164346
Pbbbbtttt... Wot can I say.....
FYI, Moo is George ].......
lostonmitzi54
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:49 AM
FYI, Moo is George ].......
Yes, but is George, Moo?
This is Part 1
Forum Home Oceanic The Security System LOST SSB Casting Call
Replies: 187 Last post: July 10, 2007 10:24:01 AM -07:00 by: VIPERTUNG
38 Pages
GauchoJoe91
Posts: 12383
Registered: Jun 16, 05
LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:23 PM
LOST is looking to add new characters on the show for season 3. The producers and writers need to look no further in their S3 casting call than some of the personalities that call the ABC LOST Security System their home. Here are some possibilities of characters that the LOST writing team should consider for S3…..
Mrs. Sawyer cast as the new skank hotty. With AnaL, Shannon, and Libby wasted during S2, the show is need of a hot skank. No one can tease, flirt, and out-skank Mrs. S. She will be added to the cast when Sawyer’s LOST steamer trunk is found washed up on the beach. During sweeps we will see a hot waterfall scene with Kate and Mrs. S as they discuss why men suck rocks. The only drawback will be getting her out of Josh Hollowell’s trailer between shots.
JerseyGeorge cast as another hot skank. You cannot have too many hot skanks. She will wash up on shore after falling off a yacht during a wild party. Also washed up from the yacht will be an abundant supply of Gin and Fizzy water. Jersey starts S3 off with a bang by inviting Sun and Jin o’er to her hut fer Jin and Tonics.
Sassafrask8 is cast as another pregnant LOSTie on the island. She mysteriously appears from the jungle with an astropop in one hand and pork pull in the other. She cannot remember anything. The twist with the character is that she will always be pregnant and never give birth to her BAYBEE.
GauchoJoe91
Posts: 12383
Registered: Jun 16, 05
Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:24 PM
Alki (Dunc) is cast as Desmond’s cousin who wuz also entered in the race. In flashbacks we see the two competing in caber tossing and stone chucking. Dunc always finds a way to better D-man in the flashbacks as he always has the right team on the field. The Dunc character will wear a kilt during S3. The uncut S3 DVD version will have uplifting kilt scenes where we see wot is really under that kilt.
Bardo is cast as a rebellious other. We see a flashback where he is in original Dharma Initiative but is banned after a misunderstanding with the leader. His banishment leads him to working with Fenry and gang. During the middle of S3, Bardo is banned from the Others after being caught sending a letter to the Hanso Foundation on how his job sucks rocks. Bardo decides to join our LOSTies, but is banned yet again by Jack after arguing science and religion. Distraught, Bardo casts himself into the ocean where the fish ban him yet again.
Moyly is cast as Alex, Rousseau’s LOST daughter. She is the most intelligent of the lot. Her dry humor is often wasted amongst the nimrod Others who continually ask her to either smile or laugh out loud when telling a joke. She bides her time during S3, waiting to get enuff gumption to move to the Other side of the island. In the middle of S3, Alex wanders into the jungle and runs into a wild troll. She kills the troll with her razor wit and some chewing gum.
GauchoJoe91
Posts: 12383
Registered: Jun 16, 05
Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:24 PM
Vipertung is cast as Fenry’s counterpart. They compete fer affection from the mysterious unseen leader of the Others. Viper’s sneaky and slithering ways is brought out during flashbacks. Because Dharma frowns on smoking, the Viper character is always irritable and is seen fiddling with smoking patches, making his character edgy.
Iner is cast in a flashback role of Sawyer's past. We learn of Sawyer’s bi-sexual past and Iner’s part in it as Iner emerges from the shower wearing a towel on his head in Sawyer’s hotel room. We also see the two riding around town on a motorcycle.
DonTaco is cast as a Hurley cloning experiment. Everyone luvs Hurley. And everyone luvs Tacos, so this makes perfect sense. Taco will be a cloning experiment gone wrong as he appears as a skinny clone of Hurley. Taco will wander the island searching fer Dharma Ranch jars and frogs to dip them in.
Rainsbee is cast as Rousseau's sister. We see Rainsbee in flashbacks as she continuosuly berates Rousseau in how dumb she is in her expedition. We see the Rainsbee character plea to her sister using different disguises without success. Rain finally gives up and goes to read her latest Economist.
Homie is cast as a LOSTie that missed the plane cuz she wuz moving from one end of the country to the :Other. When she finally ends up on the island she is royally pis.sed off that she can't access her MySpace account.
GauchoJoe91
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Registered: Jun 16, 05
Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:25 PM
Jay33son is cast as Jack’s estranged brother who comes looking fer Jack after the Red Sox win the World Series. Jay’s seaplane crashes into the island and he is stuck with a dilemma of walking around nekky or wearing Yankee gear. Once reunited with the LOSTies, the nekky Jay decides to build his own shelter instead of renting.
Mitzi is cast as a flashback character fer Rose. Before Bernard, Rose worked the streets as a hoo.ker with Mitzi as her pimp. Rose frees herself from Mitzi after she sneaks up on Mitzi while he is waxing his ride and kicks his arse.
Lola is cast as a flashback character that may show up on the isle. Although she is the doc’s Physician Assistant, Lola wears a naughty nurse outfit during the flashback. The chemistry between the doc and Lola intensifies as we hear a slow version of Copacabanna playing quietly in the background during an operation.
Moo will be cast as the Security System. Ever moving and changing, the cow like intelligence is slowly revealed during S3. Jus’ as Moo has been able to shift from name to name on the SSB, he shifts his shape as the Security System. As S3 comes to a close we will see LWMG unleashed upon the island.
NasaPerson is casted in a flaskback scene as the original person who started the whole taking notes in the hatch and sending it up the tube. Lil' did he know that it would take off and grow into such a large mountain of crappola.
GauchoJoe91
Posts: 12383
Registered: Jun 16, 05
Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:26 PM
Zombiehatch is cast as a Dharma employee in another hatch. We discover his job is to count how many times the button is pushed and by who. He tracks and records the information and then sends it up in a tube. The Others argue and bee.yotch about the findings to one another.
Samunwise is cast as the chef in the Dharma Inititive confines. She brings coffee and tea out to the captured LOSTies in the beginning of S3. Wot is eerie is that each cup fer our LOSTies has their name engraved on the side of their cup.
Kmannrocks is cast as a Charlie flashback character. We see K-mann as a drummer in Charlie’s band. During the flashback K-mann and Charlie fight o’er musician creativity. Kman boxes up his 8-tracks, albums, tapes, and CDs in a violent rage and storms out of the band.
RyanRuffo is cast as one of the kids kidnapped earlier by the Others. The Others decide to release RyanRuffo after he keeps writing senseless links on all of the Dharma walls. RyanRuffo wanders the island and find solitude on the Black Rock.
LEDCJ is cast as a secret survivor to Rousseau’s expedition. Rousseau mistook LED’s withdrawl from cheese and Other dairy products as symptoms from the sickness and leaves her to die. We see LED living contently on a piece of beach front property that is a million times better than where she wuz livin’ before.
GauchoJoe91
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Registered: Jun 16, 05
Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:26 PM
Moped Monkey is cast as herself. She is content to fling poo from a distance, never getting involved with the LOSTies or the Others. She is often seen with a Golden Monkey swinging by her side.
AndFound is cast as the lone survivor of the Black Rock ship wreck. He is hella ole and has survived from getting stir crayzee by writing a fantasy novel and making up lil’ voices to talk to himself.
Ghost is cast as the whispers. Who else but the resident troll can pull of the protoplasmic character? Ghost revels in the thought of driving folk nutz without anyone knowing who he really is. He is made fer the role.
TomLostMonkey is cast as Harry Linn. The Harry Linn character appears as the Dharma Initiative mastermind. He seeks harmony and peace fer everyone. Ironically, the TomLostMonkey character sports a Dharma Initiative t-shirt with matching cargo pants.
KimmyLostFan is cast as the new Cindy. Jus’ like Cindy, Kimmy has disappeared from the known world. Her importance is underestimated and prematurely forgotten. Their return will definitely have huge ramifications.
NHAisback is cast as the drifting wandering brother of Desomnd during a flashback. We learn that D-man has learned to drift in and out of people's live from the original Music man.
Mystery_Island
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:29 PM
nice work...
:: golf claps ::
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:34 PM
nice work...
:: golf claps ::
Augh!! You scared the crappola out of me! No one is supposed to be here at this time.
MysteryIsland is cast as Ethan's long LOST brother Edie Rom who likes sneaking up on folk jus' fer the heck of it. And remember the anagram fer Edie Rom is MORE DIE.
AnotherOther is cast as one of Sawyer's con partners during a flashback. AO sets up cons with older women. He parts ways with Sawyer when AO finds out how much he luvs moms.
MsT's casting call is short-lived when she finds out that there ain't any In-n-Out Burgers on Hawaii. In a burgerless rage she heads up the Kona coast lookin' fer a fix and hasn't been seen since.
George ]
is cast as the Security System. We never see her, but we know she exists. She is a real pain in the arse and moves without any kind of logic. Her power is god-like and used sporadically.Smaug is cast as himself. The LOSTie decide to explore the island caves further and discover Smaug sleeping on a pile of treasure. Clutched underneath one of his claws is a laptop computer logged on to this site.
Buddha is cast as a statue. The LOSTies discover another weird statue on the :Other side of the island. In front of the Buddha statute is a tin coffee cup asking fer nickle donations to rub the Buddha's belly.
Tak_6
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:35 PM
No one is supposed to be here at this time.
That's impossible...I'm still alive.
Mystery_Island
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:36 PM
Augh!!! You scared the crappola out of me! No one is supposed to be here at this time.
MysteryIsland is cast as Ethan's long LOST brother Edie Rom who likes sneaking up on folk jus' fer the heck of it.
un oh...
:: ducks Ethans medical group::
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:38 PM
ActionCat is cast as a castaway in charge of a nearby island that offers refuge fer those seeking respite from SSB..er..island life. Cat's island becomes active after the Security System goes on a rampage.
Spechsta is cast as a sports agent that is obsessed with signing Tejada as a client at all costs. He ends up on the island after his yacht is rammed by a Dharma Shark.
Bslip is cast as a transvestite wannabe Jessica Simpson who is is obsessed with AnaL pounding. Despite being different from the rest he wins all of the LOSTie Olympic events and makes everyone confess that they too are obssessed with AnaL Pounding.
Name is cast as Penelope's estranged hubby. We discover that Penelope divorces the Name character cuz he stays out late galavanting and drinking with the boyz. After the divorce, Name decides to take up mountain climbing and flies across the ocean to scale Mt. Everest.
JackisFoxy AKA Foxy is casted as an illusive hot Other. We never get a clear picture of her face We get camera shots of her sexy curves and body. Her identity remains a mystery, but everyone knows that she is hot.
Agent is cast as an ex-marine recruited by the Dharma Initiative to provide muscle and military expertise to the operation. Agent sets up spy cameras at the waterfall where Kate and Mrs. S have their men suck rocks "discussion." We are all grateful fer his contribution.
Tak_6
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:43 PM
Tak!!! Yer alive?!?! Wot brings you out alate at night? Oops...sorry I forgot the freaks come out at night.
Night time is the only chance the men in white let us out to play.
Mystery_Island
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:48 PM
Augh!!! You scared the crappola out of me! No one is supposed to be here at this time.
MysteryIsland is cast as Ethan's long LOST brother Edie Rom who likes sneaking up on folk ju's fer the heck of it. And remember the anagram fer Edie Rom is MORE DIE.
yay....i have a purpose!
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:49 PM
Night time is the only chance the men in white let us out to play.
Where?
:: starts to run ::
Oh you said men in white and not white men....whew....
Tak_6
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 02 @ 10:57 PM
Where?
:: starts to run ::
Oh you said men in white and not white men....whew....
Hahaha! You reacted like all my family would in the same situation
::we're innocent I tell ya!::
Kimmy_Lost_Fan
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 12:58 AM
KimmyLostFan is cast as the new Cindy. Jus’ like Cindy, Kimmy has disappeared from the known world. Her importance is underestimated and prematurely forgotten. Their return will definitely have huge ramifications.
:^O
samunwise
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 02:42 AM
Samunwise is cast as the chef in the Dharma Inititive confines. She brings coffee and tea out to the captured LOSTies in the beginning of S3. Wot is eerie is that each cup fer our LOSTies has their name engraved on the side of their cup.
The latest item on the Dharma menu is oysters from Apalachacola;)
c(Gaucho)
Her_name_was_Lola
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 04:17 AM
Why do I always end up in the naughty nurse uniform?
Just for once I want to wear a ball gown and pearls!
samunwise
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 04:35 AM
Why do I always end up in the naughty nurse uniform?
Just for once I want to wear a ball gown and pearls!
A Tiara and a naughty nurse uniform;)
TheSixthBardo
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 04:48 AM
Bardo is cast as a rebellious other. We will see a flashback where he is part of the original Dharma Initiative but then banned after a misunderstanding with the mysterious leader. His banishment leads him to working with Fenry and gang. During the middle of S3, Bardo is banned from the Others after being caught sending a letter to the Hanso Foundation on how his job sucks rocks. Bardo disguises himself and decides to join our LOSTies, but is banned yet again by Jack after arguing science and religion. Distraught, Bardo casts himself into the ocean where the fish decide that they don’t like him either and he is banned yet again.
At what point do I become a four-toed demigod of legend?
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samunwise
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 05:18 AM
At what point do I become a four-toed demigod of legend?
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You already are;)
TheSixthBardo
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 05:31 AM
You already are;)
Er, thanks, maybe?
lostonmitzi54
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 06:09 AM
Mitzi is cast as a flashback character fer Rose. Before Bernard, Rose worked the streets as a hoo.ker with Mitzi as her pimp. Rose frees herself from Mitzi after she sneaks up on Mitzi while he is waxing his ride and kicks his arse.
This is type casting... Not my fault I was named Pimp of the year for 2004. Got to keep those beyotches in line you know...
Don_Taco
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 06:17 AM
DonTaco is cast as a Hurley cloning experiment. Everyone luvs Hurley. And everyone luvs Tacos, so this makes perfect sense. Taco will be a cloning experiment gone wrong as he appears as a skinny clone of Hurley. Taco will wander the island searching fer Dharma Ranch jars and frogs to dip them in.
lol nice work, Mr Gaucho.
SpoiledMeat
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 06:20 AM
SpoiledMeat It is discovered too late that a fresh 16 oz steak was included in the food drop. After being left in the hot tropical sun for 7 days, the spoiled meat is infused with the mystical powers of The Island and becomes sentient. It spends the remainder of Season 3 hunting wild boar and making wild passionate monkey love with Rousseau.
Smaug_Reborn
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:12 AM
GauchoJoe91 is cast as the put-upon custodian of the island. His never-ending quest to keep the island clear of litter and clutter is a source of amusement for all. But everyone loves him because he knows how make mean MOO-burgers on his BBQ grill. Of course, no one bothers to ask how he got a BBQ grill and a floor polisher on the island. That's just part of the man's charm.
SpoiledMeat
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:19 AM
GauchoJoe91 is cast as the put-upon custodian of the island. His never-ending quest to keep the island clear of litter and clutter is a source of amusement for all. But everyone loves him because he knows how make mean MOO-burgers on his BBQ grill. Of course, no one bothers to ask how he got a BBQ grill and a floor polisher on the island. That's just part of the man's charm.
Smaug is HIM.
Smaug_Reborn
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:21 AM
Smaug is HIM.
HIM is Villo Valle.
lostonmitzi54
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:26 AM
HIM is Villo Valle.
Millie Vanillie???
Smaug_Reborn
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 07:32 AM
Millie Vanillie???
Actually, I screwed his name up. lol. It's Ville Valo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIM_(band)
ALK125
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:01 AM
Are you implying I am Scottish?
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:05 AM
Are you implying I am Scottish?
Of course not.
:: tosses a plate of haggis and some bagpipes down at Dunc's feet ::
RemieVandeross
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:10 AM
I'm never memorable enough to make it into the casting calls. I should start disrobing more often. Maybe do a mambo.
*shakes that groove thing*
moyly
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:23 AM
gauchissimo, you are too kind and evidently do not have enough to do around the house. this is a masterpiece.
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:29 AM
gauchissimo, you are too kind and evidently do not have enough to do around the house. this is a masterpiece.
Insommia. I couldn't get the dang idea out of my head so I had to post the sucka so I could sleep.
ALK125
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:41 AM
Insommia. I couldn't get the dang idea out of my head so I had to post the sucka so I could sleep.
o.forums.go.com/abc/oceanic/thread?threadID=1164346
ALK125
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:42 AM
so who is the security system? George or Moo?
GauchoJoe91
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:44 AM
o.forums.go.com/abc/oceanic/thread?threadID=1164346
Pbbbbtttt...
Wot can I say.....FYI, Moo is George ]
.......lostonmitzi54
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Re: LOST SSB Casting Call
on: Jul 03 @ 08:49 AM
FYI, Moo is George ]
.......Yes, but is George, Moo?
