Post by amalthia on Oct 25, 2007 11:17:28 GMT -5
Moo's Mom Jokes
AnotherOther: I take mine with double cream (18%) in a big mug.
Moo: I take your mom with double cream....
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revigtnih: Dr Howard, stood up, and began to run through the jungle.
Moo: Nice story Hemingway.....Your mom runs through the jungle…
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Thread: Unanswered Questions - Give your answers…
Moo: Is AnotherOthers mom attractive when she's naked? Yes.
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Thread: Lost Collectibles, items, clothes, etc.
Moo: I like the get Lost with Vincent shirt.....(for those of you with a beastiality complex)....personally, I would have to a get a Lost with your mom t-shirt(for those of you with an Oedipus complex).
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Thread: Chigger Bites, Mosquitos Bites and Your Mom Bites
Moo: Either way I'm in pain and I'm sure everyone sees me scratching, and definitely hears me moaning...Something all your mom's have heard me do.
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Thread: The Love Zone:
Moo: I'll just stand here in the middle of the room.....annnnnnnnnd...do all your moms..damn that slipped out...gotta stop that.
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Neo2040: Locke wanted Jack to let him fall down the hole to the "Security System".
Moo: I fell down your moms hole…
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AnotherOther: Since we've just re-watched "Special" and seen the comic book again, I was wondering if anyone sees any comic book themes in LOST so far? There's gotta be some comic book influence in the writing...
Moo: Your mom's special
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Thread: Ellis' Opus
Moo: Dude, I really, really hope you send this to JJ...if you don't know how to go about that I may be able to help...Seriously, send it, before some ass steals it....or before Smaug's mom takes it for her own
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awcovell: Anyway, if you click on Jack's email address on the UK website (on his CV), you can send Jack an email. I got two different responses -- one an out-of-the-office notification and a second one responding to my first question, which makes me think there's actually a person answering the emails -- which is kind of cool.
Moo: It's your mom....she was out of the office earlier, but she's back now...trust me.
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Mrs Sawyer: Again, I'm right. Lisa likes sausage on her pizza . Wow, I didn't know just how right I was until now.
Moo: Your mom likes sausages in her pizza...
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and_f0und: Wish, get out of my head! There is only room for 10 of us in here!
Moo: Your moms on my head...
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Equla: Well, with you breathing fire up everyone's butts...
Moo: Your moms butt is on fire…
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Sassafrask8: I'm on it.
Moo: Your moms on it. Do I get a certificate for 50 mom jokes?
Gauchojoe: 50? Is that just for today? I would think you are up to at least 1000 Cow.
Moo: Your mom is up to a 1000…
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Fuzzy Sawyer: It's crumbly outside and soft and gooey inside.
Moo: Your mom is crumbly on the outside and soft and gooey on the inside.....
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Fuzzy Sawyer: Well I better get cleaned up and get to work. Have fun doing....whatever you're doing and someone please watch my store for me.
Moo: How bout I watch your mom instead?
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loveramie: Do you think the "monster" got them, or the others, or are they alive?
Moo: I think my "monster" got your mom…
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moulderx69: This kid has powers believe me. What do you think?
Moo: I think your mom has special powers...
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Mrs Sawyer: Why are you so sad Moo?
Moo: Cause no one wants to date a cow....except for peoples mothers…
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AnotherOther: Aww...Moo, that one disappoints...
Moo: Your mom disappoints…
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AnotherOther: Do you think if all of us were LOST together on the island we would still be friends? I know that if my mom wasn't there I could be friends with Moo..
Moo: I was Lost in your mom's island....
Moo: Lunchtime I'll be back....with AO's mom.
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Mrs Sawyer: Okay, back to this secret thread.....who has a secret they wanna share? Don't worry, nobody is reading .
Moo: I am secretly in love with......my mom.
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Mrs Sawyer: Oh ya, I forgot you like to stand
Moo: lol...standing is so much better.....I even stand when I sleep.
Mrs Sawyer: LMAO. Have you ever been tipped?
Moo: Yes....but it was by AO's mom for a job well done
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islandguy34: Okay so I am ranting...am I bored?
Moo: I'm bored with your mom...
islandguy34: Thanks, I was trying to have a discussion...not be immature.
Moo: Your mom's immature...
islandguy34: Okay how is it I try to start a lively discussion about the show and all I get is immature cracks and responses? Nice way to treat new people!!! Did I happen to land on the forum for 3 year olds, where the most intelligent comment is something about someone's mother?
Moo: I landed your mom.
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Woopiedo2: Can anyone shed any light on this, I looked for another topic on this but couldn't find any that stated that he was in it or not.
Moo: Your mom sheds....
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AnotherOther: *looks surprised when Moo opens the closet door and catches him in the act with his mom*
Moo: (AO is even more surprised when he realizes he mistook Moo for his own mom making out with moo's mom). Say that 3 times real fast....
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AnotherOther: Here… *hands Moo sticky grass*. Me and your mom made it earlier..
Moo: SWEET!!!!!!! Wow....AO...what's going on.....what did you lace this with....?? I'm seeing double....2 of your mom's .....at once...and my mom...and Sully's mom...and Smaug's mom...and Mrs. S's mom...even Ellie's mom.....
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Survivor from flight815: As I was re-watching episode 10 for Claire's nightmare. I find out that when after she meet Locke in the nightmare and hear a baby crying(which should be Aaron). As she ran up to the baby's bed. I notice there is this baby toy thing hanging on top of the bed. "Sorry don't know what you call that" that turn's around with a few airplanes. and the first one has a Oceanic-air logo on it. I am sure there is more then one plane (at least two). But I guess I saw 3. I tried to put it in slow motion, but I just can't really see how many planes accurately! Cuz it's quite dark! Can anyone help me figure out, cuz. if there are 3 planes, it would be interesting!
Moo: You are all on a plane to hell.....or already on the plane of hell if you believe there is more than one plane....Oceanic-air, made a mistake...simple...no Tuplane..no 3plane....now if you talk about it again I'll put a plane in your moms mobile.
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Fuzzy Sawyer: You don't sound like a pirate. You sound like a one of those Swedish girls.
Moo: Your mom sounds like a Swedish girl when I give her the Swedish twirl.
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Smaug: I'm thinking the slaves on the Black Rock didn't have much luck in pro-creating, what with being dead and all. lol. Possibly the crew escaped unscathed.
Moo: Me and your mom pro-created…
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lisakornkven: While I was reading Coffee Boy's story, this thread went missing. Did someone post something controversial?
Moo: I posted your mom....Is that controversial...?
AnotherOther: I take mine with double cream (18%) in a big mug.
Moo: I take your mom with double cream....
**
revigtnih: Dr Howard, stood up, and began to run through the jungle.
Moo: Nice story Hemingway.....Your mom runs through the jungle…
**
Thread: Unanswered Questions - Give your answers…
Moo: Is AnotherOthers mom attractive when she's naked? Yes.
**
Thread: Lost Collectibles, items, clothes, etc.
Moo: I like the get Lost with Vincent shirt.....(for those of you with a beastiality complex)....personally, I would have to a get a Lost with your mom t-shirt(for those of you with an Oedipus complex).
**
Thread: Chigger Bites, Mosquitos Bites and Your Mom Bites
Moo: Either way I'm in pain and I'm sure everyone sees me scratching, and definitely hears me moaning...Something all your mom's have heard me do.
**
Thread: The Love Zone:
Moo: I'll just stand here in the middle of the room.....annnnnnnnnd...do all your moms..damn that slipped out...gotta stop that.
**
Neo2040: Locke wanted Jack to let him fall down the hole to the "Security System".
Moo: I fell down your moms hole…
**
AnotherOther: Since we've just re-watched "Special" and seen the comic book again, I was wondering if anyone sees any comic book themes in LOST so far? There's gotta be some comic book influence in the writing...
Moo: Your mom's special
**
Thread: Ellis' Opus
Moo: Dude, I really, really hope you send this to JJ...if you don't know how to go about that I may be able to help...Seriously, send it, before some ass steals it....or before Smaug's mom takes it for her own
**
awcovell: Anyway, if you click on Jack's email address on the UK website (on his CV), you can send Jack an email. I got two different responses -- one an out-of-the-office notification and a second one responding to my first question, which makes me think there's actually a person answering the emails -- which is kind of cool.
Moo: It's your mom....she was out of the office earlier, but she's back now...trust me.
**
Mrs Sawyer: Again, I'm right. Lisa likes sausage on her pizza . Wow, I didn't know just how right I was until now.
Moo: Your mom likes sausages in her pizza...
**
and_f0und: Wish, get out of my head! There is only room for 10 of us in here!
Moo: Your moms on my head...
**
Equla: Well, with you breathing fire up everyone's butts...
Moo: Your moms butt is on fire…
**
Sassafrask8: I'm on it.
Moo: Your moms on it. Do I get a certificate for 50 mom jokes?
Gauchojoe: 50? Is that just for today? I would think you are up to at least 1000 Cow.
Moo: Your mom is up to a 1000…
**
Fuzzy Sawyer: It's crumbly outside and soft and gooey inside.
Moo: Your mom is crumbly on the outside and soft and gooey on the inside.....
**
Fuzzy Sawyer: Well I better get cleaned up and get to work. Have fun doing....whatever you're doing and someone please watch my store for me.
Moo: How bout I watch your mom instead?
**
loveramie: Do you think the "monster" got them, or the others, or are they alive?
Moo: I think my "monster" got your mom…
**
moulderx69: This kid has powers believe me. What do you think?
Moo: I think your mom has special powers...
**
Mrs Sawyer: Why are you so sad Moo?
Moo: Cause no one wants to date a cow....except for peoples mothers…
**
AnotherOther: Aww...Moo, that one disappoints...
Moo: Your mom disappoints…
**
AnotherOther: Do you think if all of us were LOST together on the island we would still be friends? I know that if my mom wasn't there I could be friends with Moo..
Moo: I was Lost in your mom's island....
Moo: Lunchtime I'll be back....with AO's mom.
**
Mrs Sawyer: Okay, back to this secret thread.....who has a secret they wanna share? Don't worry, nobody is reading .
Moo: I am secretly in love with......my mom.
**
Mrs Sawyer: Oh ya, I forgot you like to stand
Moo: lol...standing is so much better.....I even stand when I sleep.
Mrs Sawyer: LMAO. Have you ever been tipped?
Moo: Yes....but it was by AO's mom for a job well done
**
islandguy34: Okay so I am ranting...am I bored?
Moo: I'm bored with your mom...
islandguy34: Thanks, I was trying to have a discussion...not be immature.
Moo: Your mom's immature...
islandguy34: Okay how is it I try to start a lively discussion about the show and all I get is immature cracks and responses? Nice way to treat new people!!! Did I happen to land on the forum for 3 year olds, where the most intelligent comment is something about someone's mother?
Moo: I landed your mom.
**
Woopiedo2: Can anyone shed any light on this, I looked for another topic on this but couldn't find any that stated that he was in it or not.
Moo: Your mom sheds....
**
AnotherOther: *looks surprised when Moo opens the closet door and catches him in the act with his mom*
Moo: (AO is even more surprised when he realizes he mistook Moo for his own mom making out with moo's mom). Say that 3 times real fast....
**
AnotherOther: Here… *hands Moo sticky grass*. Me and your mom made it earlier..
Moo: SWEET!!!!!!! Wow....AO...what's going on.....what did you lace this with....?? I'm seeing double....2 of your mom's .....at once...and my mom...and Sully's mom...and Smaug's mom...and Mrs. S's mom...even Ellie's mom.....
**
Survivor from flight815: As I was re-watching episode 10 for Claire's nightmare. I find out that when after she meet Locke in the nightmare and hear a baby crying(which should be Aaron). As she ran up to the baby's bed. I notice there is this baby toy thing hanging on top of the bed. "Sorry don't know what you call that" that turn's around with a few airplanes. and the first one has a Oceanic-air logo on it. I am sure there is more then one plane (at least two). But I guess I saw 3. I tried to put it in slow motion, but I just can't really see how many planes accurately! Cuz it's quite dark! Can anyone help me figure out, cuz. if there are 3 planes, it would be interesting!
Moo: You are all on a plane to hell.....or already on the plane of hell if you believe there is more than one plane....Oceanic-air, made a mistake...simple...no Tuplane..no 3plane....now if you talk about it again I'll put a plane in your moms mobile.
**
Fuzzy Sawyer: You don't sound like a pirate. You sound like a one of those Swedish girls.
Moo: Your mom sounds like a Swedish girl when I give her the Swedish twirl.
**
Smaug: I'm thinking the slaves on the Black Rock didn't have much luck in pro-creating, what with being dead and all. lol. Possibly the crew escaped unscathed.
Moo: Me and your mom pro-created…
**
lisakornkven: While I was reading Coffee Boy's story, this thread went missing. Did someone post something controversial?
Moo: I posted your mom....Is that controversial...?