Post by gauchojoe91 on May 30, 2008 11:13:31 GMT -5
The links probably don't work any more, but this is the original post on the Metrowussification Virus. Unfortunately, I did not keep the responses which were funny as hell. Another ole skool thread brought to you by the folks cleanin' the crappola out of Gaucho's PC......
One of my favorite characters from the start was Sawyer. He wuz a bad arse. He survived his artery being gashed open in a knife fight. He survived Iraqi Republican Guard torture. Sawyer didn’t put up with crud and told it like it is. He was a man’s man, as can be seen in the below link.
www.josh-holloway.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=75
Then the sickness that Danielle Rousseau referred to overcame Sawyer. Sawyer started to become less edgy and more feminine. Even surviving a bullet wound could not deter the sickness that overcame his manliness. His last attempt at fighting the virus by pulling the bullet out with his own hands wuz thwarted and Sawyer finally succumbed to the Wussifying Metrosexual virus running rampant on the isle. Cutting hair with Kate, doing sissy physical therapy exercises, engaging in relationship discussions with Hurley are further evidence of the wussifying virus. In attempt to regain his manhood, Sawyer goes out with Jack and Locke to find Michael. The virus succumbs Sawyer yet again as he passes up the large automatic weapons and goes for the gurly hand gun.
My final evidence of the Wussifying Metrosexual virus can be seen in the below links.
www.josh-holloway.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=1
www.josh-holloway.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=54
I hope that Sawyer can fight this Wussifying Metrosexual virus and return to the hard, edgy Southern Boy that we loved in Season 1. However, the virus is now spreading and may have infected our dear Sayid.
Screencaps provided by Jay33son
One of my favorite characters from the start was Sawyer. He wuz a bad arse. He survived his artery being gashed open in a knife fight. He survived Iraqi Republican Guard torture. Sawyer didn’t put up with crud and told it like it is. He was a man’s man, as can be seen in the below link.
www.josh-holloway.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=75
Then the sickness that Danielle Rousseau referred to overcame Sawyer. Sawyer started to become less edgy and more feminine. Even surviving a bullet wound could not deter the sickness that overcame his manliness. His last attempt at fighting the virus by pulling the bullet out with his own hands wuz thwarted and Sawyer finally succumbed to the Wussifying Metrosexual virus running rampant on the isle. Cutting hair with Kate, doing sissy physical therapy exercises, engaging in relationship discussions with Hurley are further evidence of the wussifying virus. In attempt to regain his manhood, Sawyer goes out with Jack and Locke to find Michael. The virus succumbs Sawyer yet again as he passes up the large automatic weapons and goes for the gurly hand gun.
My final evidence of the Wussifying Metrosexual virus can be seen in the below links.
www.josh-holloway.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=1
www.josh-holloway.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=54
I hope that Sawyer can fight this Wussifying Metrosexual virus and return to the hard, edgy Southern Boy that we loved in Season 1. However, the virus is now spreading and may have infected our dear Sayid.
Screencaps provided by Jay33son
