Classic 5thape Post

[Smaug]

OMG!!! FOL!! MORE OPENING THE SECREATS EPISODES!

PRVIOUSELY ON THE LOST:

HURLEY: ROSE CAN I HAVE THE APOLLO C H O C O?

ROSE: NO HURLEY!

HURLEY: WHY NO C H O C O?

ROSE: BECAUSE I SAVE FOR MR. ECOS MY HUSBAND.

HURLEY: YOU ARE THE FAT.

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MICHEL: SON I KNOW YOU CAN DO THE ENGLISH TALKINGS!

SUN: ...YES. PLEASE NO SAYING TO JIN!

MICHEAL: OKAY BUT...

SON: WHAT?!

MICHAEL: BUT WE MAKE BABY.

SON: WITH YOU! NO!

MICAHEL: NO. WITH THE WALT.

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JACK: ANA LUCY.

ANA LUCYA: WHAT.

JACK: YOU SHOULD BE DIE.

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SHANON: WHAT THAT IS?

SAYID: LAZER.

SHANON: WHAT?! HOW MAKING?

SAYID: STUPID. WE MAKING LAZER ALL THE TIMES!

DESMOND: WHERE IS DOG?

SHANNON: WHAT?

SAYID: DOG SHANNON. WE NEED DOG.

SHANNON: WHY?!

SAYID LOOK DESMOND. DESMOND LOOK SAYID. KISS.

L O S T

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JACK AND SAYER LAYING DOWN AFTER MAKING THE
LOVINGS. CARD AND FRUIT LAYING DOWN TOO.

SAWYER: DO YOU WANT MANGO OR PAPYA?

JACK: BANANA.

SAWYER SMILE. ONE HOUR PASSING...

SAYER: DO YOU LIKE KATE?

JACK: YES. DO YOU LIKE KATE?

SAWYER: YES. DO YOU LIKE ME OR KATE MORE MANY MANY?

JACK: I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIME BANANA. SOMETIME COCONUT.

SAYER: FOL!

JACK: FOL....WHAT IS THE SMELL?

ALVAR HANSO: FOL!

SAWYER: WHAT THE ****?

JACK: WHO ARE YOU?!

ALVAR HANSO: MY NAME IS THE HENRY GALE.

SWAYER: WHAT!

JACK: WHERE COMING?

ALVAR HANSO: HULRY BUTTON BELLY. HULRY IS NOT FAT MAN. HE IS THE FAT ROBOT. I HIDING INSIDE. FOUR YEAR. HURLEY COME!

HURLEY: 101101101001010011101101011.

L O S T

[TomLostMonkey]

FOL!

[don_taco]

classic

[namelesslostie]

LONG TIME NO POSTING BECAUYSE I AM THE FIGHTING WITH THE FRANK AND HE NO OPENING MORE SECRETS FROM THE LOST.

FRANK: HI.

ME: HI.

FRANK: WHAT IS FAVORITE ANIMALS?

ME: MAYBE TIGER.

FRANK: WHY?

ME: TIGER MANY MANY GOOD FIGHTING. WHEN TIGER PUNCH YOUR FACE IT MAKING 1500 KILO POWER.

FRANK: FOL! STUPID.

ME: WHY?!

FRANK: SHARK MORE POWER. 2400 KILO.

ME: HOW SHARK PUNCHING?

FRANK: TAIL.

ME: TIGER WALKING AND THE SWIMMING. SHARK ONLY THE SWIM. TIGER WIN ALL THE TIMES!

OMG OMG!!! SORRY I NOT FINISHING STORY. I AM GOING TO EAT THE PIZZA. FOL! BYE.

[joshufett]

oh jeez that makes me laugh everytime... i think there must be something wrong with me that i find that soo funny...

[TomLostMonkey]

Nah, there'd be something wrong with you if you didn't find it funny.

[Smaug]

Not laughing at 5thape would be like not getting annoyed by LnnF.

[lockeslovechild n'****]

smaug86 said:

Not laughing at 5thape would be like not getting annoyed by LnnF.

FOL :}

[codej]

Four year..........gets me every time.....

[namelesslostie]

EPISODE 1
April 2, 2006 by 5thape

SHANON AND SAYED LAYING IN SAND AFTER MAKING THE LOVINGS. SAYED IS EATING MANGO AND SHANON START THE CRY.

SAYD: SHANON WHY YOU ARE THE CRY?

SHANNON: I MISSING THE BOON.

SAYID: WHO SI BOON?

SHANNON: WHAT! MY BORTHER! HE DIE!

SAYID: OH FOL! SORRY. LONG TIME HAPPENINGS.

SHANNON: IT HAPPENING THE LAST WEEK.

SAYID: …CLOSE EYES.

SHANNON: WHY?

SAYED: SUPRISE.

SHANNON CLOSE YEYES.

SAYED: OPEN EYES.

SHANNON: OMG! DESMOND! SAYEED NO!

DESMOND: FOL! HELLO.

SAYED: FOL! HELLO DHARMA BROTHER!

DESMOND: FOL!

SHANON: WHAT IS THAT?

SAYID: LAZER.

SHANNON: LAZER? HOW MAKING?

SAYID: I MAKING STUPID. I MAKING THE LAZER ALL THE TIMES!!!!

DESMOND: WHERE IS DOG?

SHANON: DOG?

SAYID: DOG SHANON. WE NEED DOG.

SHANNON: WHY?

SAYID LOOKING DESMOND. DESMOND LOOKING SAYID. KISS.

L O S T