Seeklp
It's coming....!!!
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Post by Seeklp on Oct 16, 2008 12:49:25 GMT -5
now you gotta throw some bacon in there...
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Post by rollergirlblue on Oct 16, 2008 12:50:09 GMT -5
fantastic.
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Post by don_taco on Oct 16, 2008 12:51:15 GMT -5
my sides are hurting from all the shenanigans today. I may have a problem
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Oct 16, 2008 12:54:28 GMT -5
oh merkin was one for boar hunting he'd carry his banger around, (banger means gun for you delicate folk) eschewing the use of a hound. bullets made turd feel quite nervous. she often requested restraint but merkin was full of ****-surety and sometimes used turd for his bait! how foul was this villanous cretin who would risk his true love for some pork? well, we really can't speak to his motives but his practices sure seemed to work.
VERSE II
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Post by don_taco on Oct 16, 2008 12:57:41 GMT -5
every message board needs its own epic poem
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Post by rollergirlblue on Oct 16, 2008 12:58:14 GMT -5
merkin loves bacon!
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moy
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Post by moy on Oct 16, 2008 12:58:47 GMT -5
one day when merkin was shooting turd found herself lonely and bored so she opened a door which had been locked behind which some things had been stored. imagine her shock when it opened it wasn't a closet at all! contrary to something confining the entry was that of a hall. the first step she took was quite shakey the second was much, much less so for soon to her nose came a smell that -she swore- made her feel like a two dollar ho.
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Seeklp
It's coming....!!!
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Post by Seeklp on Oct 16, 2008 13:02:02 GMT -5
I love that Merkin is male....
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moy
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Post by moy on Oct 16, 2008 13:04:56 GMT -5
'my goodness, my heart is just racing' and she booked it as fast as she could toward whatever it was that had found her if she could have just flown there she would. once at the door of the kitchen for that was indeed where she was 'why? o god why?' was her withering cry and the booming response was 'just cause.' it was merkin! that two timing bastard he'd snuck off and cooked up some pig and greasy he sat while she watched him. 'merkin, that pile is so BIG!'
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Post by don_taco on Oct 16, 2008 13:09:21 GMT -5
oh my goodness, I think I had an anyeurism
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