zægs
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Post by zægs on Oct 16, 2008 12:06:39 GMT -5
maybe Palin was talking about Joesephine Six-Pack.
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Oct 16, 2008 12:07:33 GMT -5
yeah... and joe the 'plumber'
it's like a pioneer porn shop up in here!
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Post by ose350 on Oct 16, 2008 12:07:36 GMT -5
I think Taco is clairvoyant.
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Post by FullFrontalBuddha on Oct 16, 2008 12:08:37 GMT -5
for some reason this is making me think of the definition of taint in the urban dictionary: the part of a girl's anatomy that allows you to carry her like a six pack. That reminded me of a joke: Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they would fill up with dirt. That's my favorite inappropriate joke. Then I tell women this one so they'll forgive me. Why don't women have any brains? They don't have d!cks to put them in.
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Post by ose350 on Oct 16, 2008 12:10:25 GMT -5
That reminded me of a joke: Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they would fill up with dirt. That's my favorite inappropriate joke. Then I tell women this one so they'll forgive me. Why don't women have any brains? They don't have d!cks to put them in. Fairly played, buddhaman.
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Post by rollergirlblue on Oct 16, 2008 12:15:03 GMT -5
that hand! oh sweet mother of god!
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Post by Maggie_Hambone on Oct 16, 2008 12:16:14 GMT -5
Here's my favorite joke:
A guy with a black eye boards an airplane, and finds that his seat is next to another guy with a black eye.
"What a coincidence! How did you get your black eye?" asks the first guy.
The second guy says, "Well, it was due to a slip of the tongue. I was in line to buy my ticket for this flight, and the ticket lady had a huge rack. I meant to say, "two tickets to Pittsburgh', but I accidentally said, 'two picketts to titsburgh' and she punched me in the eye."
The first guy says, "Wow that really is a coincidence, mine is from a slip of the tongue, too. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say, 'please pass the Wheaties'...but I accidentally said, 'YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU STUPID B*TCH!!!' "
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Foxy
Still Foxy
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Post by Foxy on Oct 16, 2008 12:16:21 GMT -5
whoa, time out rgb, why are you in a whales vagina?
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moy
I know they're people, kate!
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Post by moy on Oct 16, 2008 12:17:58 GMT -5
it's the recession.
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Post by don_taco on Oct 16, 2008 12:18:45 GMT -5
whoa, time out rgb, why are you in a whales vagina? that's what San Diego means, when translated to awesome
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