OT: Wordsmiths

[FullFrontalBuddha]

I'm not sure if it's the whole thread or not, but I just found this in my archived e-mail and I remembered that Tom liked it.

Dyechotomy (adj.) - The difference between a girl's hair color 'uptown' and her hair color 'downtown'.
Flabalanche (n.) - The disastrous cascade of fat when an obese person undoes their belt.
Posturbating (v.) - Replying to your own thread. (Credit for this goes to Maniac. Bless his demented, absent self.)
Innuendo (v.) - Italian-American for anal sex.
Starbonics (n.) - The overly-complex language needed to order a cup of coffee.
Sargasm (v.) - the extensive or overabundant use of sarcasm in conversation.
Alludicrous (v.) - an indirect reference so laughable or hilarious because of obvious absurdity or incongruity.
also: Alludacris - any indirect reference to a rapper.
Restringent (n.) - a topical, non-toxic solution to keep stalkers at bay... but not your bay.
Skeptacular (v.) - doubting in a really big way.
Rectalfy (adj.)) - The act of becoming an @$$ by statement or deed.
Omnimpotent (adj.) - Completely lacking knowledge, power and virility.
Retrobution (n.) - Vengeance for the clothes you wore when younger once realize how hideous they were, as they are now being worn by your children.
Ode Rage (adv.) - Violent behavior exhibited by minstrels during a particularly valorous season, often as a manifestation of stress.
AnaLphylactic shock (n.) - Severe allergic reaction to s0d0my, or Michelle Rodriguez.
Whoreticulture (v.) - Growing prostitutes.
Poomerang (n.) - The piece that comes back after flushing.
Gorgondola (n.) - A river-boat made of cheese.
Contrabandage (n.) - Dressing for a wound caused during illicit drug-use.
AnaLgram (v.)- A delivery in the rear, possibly by Michelle Rodriguez.
EnGeorged (adv.) -
............... 1. To swallow statements made by the president blindly.
............... 2. Pathology: to congest with stupidity.
Schizophonic (v.) - When speaking on a wireless headset and it appears that you are talking to yourself.
Hypofeces (n.) - A theory with no factual basis or supporting evidence.
Meanderthal (n.) - Primitive man wandering around lost because he refuses to stop and ask for directions.
Illiteration (n.) - The commencement of two or more stupid words or statements thus forming an idiotic utterance. (see also - Hypofeces)
Apocalypso (n.) - a musical style of West Indian origin, influenced by jazz, usually having topical, often improvised, lyrics performed during any universal or widespread destruction or disaster.
Bombastard (adj.) - high-sounding; high-flown; inflated; pretentious sonofab!tch.
Pregregious (adj.) - The prelude to something outstandingly bad.
Slaguar (n.) A large south-American cat, that get's around.
Andyrogenous (adj.) A person who moderates boards, being of undeterminable gender.
Buddhaunk-a-daunk (n.) A part of fullfrontalbuddha's body that is jiggled in order to attract the opposite sex.
Half-witticism (n.) - A remark intended to be clever, but actually is just stupid.
Mebonics (n.) - Language used exclusively to refer to oneself.
Hormone (v.) The sound of a prostitutes pleasure or pain.
Imbredded (adj.) - To sink or lay, as in a bed with a relative.
Whorrible (adj.) - sluttiness so encompassing that it's shockingly dreadful, extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting. (see also - Mrs. Sawyer)
Whorable (adj.) - Profuse willingness to give sexual favors to the extent that it should be used as a money-making venture. (see also - Mrs. Sawyer)
Imbassile (n.) - an assinine dunce; blockhead; dolt.
Transmissionary (n.) - a cross-dressing person sent by a church into an area to carry on evangelism or other activities, as educational or hospital work.
Sitstillity (v.): the ability to sit still.
Redumbdancy (adj.) - repeatedly performing the same stupid action.
Indoctrinated (n.) - Anyone who's had sex with a doctor.

[FullFrontalBuddha]

Thurmanturgy (n.) - The performance of miracles or magic by Uma Thurman.
Superfluous (adj.) - The crime fighting persona of the mild-mannered 'fluous'.
Stupidiotic (adj.) A word describing the complete lack of intelligence in certain human beings.
Stupidiot (n.) An impossibly moronic person.
Remorse (n.) The feeling of morbid regret a person experiences when communicating with dots and dashes.
Gooru (n.) An authority on mucous and other viscous substances.
Nasile (n.) - An object shot from the nose.
Sinical (adj.) - Showing contempt for the Ten Commandments by one's actions, esp. by actions that exploit the scruples of others.
Lackadazical (adj.) without interest, vigor, or determination due to consumption of recreational narcotics.
Sicklical (adv.) - Being violently ill to the point that projectile vomiting spins you in a circle.
Cottonwood- (adj.) - a rare form of erect!le dysfunction.
Grungee jumping (v.) - Throwing yourself off a bridge as a result of your shame over tagging a dirty skank.
Herbicide (v.) - Killing guys named Herb.
Hurley (n.) - one who has been vomited upon.
Pestulent (v.) - the process of lending your children or pet or husband to others.
Here-itant (adj.) - someone or something annoying that just won't go away.
Vujà Dé (n.) when nothing like this has ever happened to you before.
Ineffable (adj.) - a member of the opposite sex that you can't or shouldn't sleep with.
K-Fed-Ex (n.) - when the marriage absolutely, positively has to be over in a night.
Thesaurus (n.) - a dinosaur with a large vocabulary.
Distractionary (n.) - a book of words that divert attention.
Eff-had (n.) - The letter immediately preceeding Gee-had in the 'Had' alphabet.
Rupsure (v.) - the act of being absolutely certain you've torn something.
The Rapture(Musicology). - the experience, anticipated by some Old School Rap Artists, of meeting Run DMC midway in the air upon his return to earth.
Grosseries (n.) - the items in someone else's shopping cart that you find disgusting. ( e.g. pigs knuckles, tripe, etc.)
Mondane (adj.) - the tendancy of the first day of the work week to be inexorably uneventful.
Shimulator (n.) someone that never quite gets around to dancing.
Budism (n) - the act of following the teachings of your friends in complete disregard of their mental capabilities.
Crouton (n.)-what balances out protons in atoms.
Backsmith (n.) - a little known slang word for a chiropractor.
Refenge (n.) - the act of an official at any sporting event disqualifying, yellow/red carding or removing a participant that recently called them a "f**king d**che".
Badventure (n.) - an exciting expedition that doesn't quite live up to its expectations.
Other variations;
...Sadventure (n.) - an exciting expedition that ends inexplicably in tragedy. See War in Iraq.

...Madventure (n.) - an expedition that is embarked upon by a very crabby person, possibly for reasons quite trivial in comparisson to the trouble they go through to achieve such-and-such goal.

...Radventure (n.) - an unbelievably awesome expedition.

...Dadventure (n.) - an expedition to find one's father figure.

...Tadventure (n.) - an exciting expedition led by someone very, very small. See Napoleon Bonaparte.

...Ladventure (n.) - an exciting expedition either lead by or concluding with the discovery of a young boy. See Peter Pan or Lassy.
Inexpricably (adv.) - a word describing the complete lack of an explanation for how much of a d!ck someone is being.
Fartitude (n.) - manner adopted by someone who is pretending not to be responsible for flatulence.
Pecoliar (n.) - an employee of an electric company that finds it near impossible to exercise honesty.
Infermation (n.) - a portion of knowledge that appears to be legitimate, but the connotation can lead a vigilant reader to entirely unexpected conclusions. See government.
Dignitoy (n.) - a pretentious and most often shiny object that one waves around to appear to have an amount of composure.
Greasoning (n) - argumenatve style combining "little white lies" and promises of behavior to smooth the way with wife to get out of the house and play poker with the boys.
Newscent (adj.) Beginning to smell or having recently come into smelly existence.
Noance (n.) - a literary device that is subtle enough to appear to have a meaningful connotation, when in reality the only information drawn from it is the sheer stupidity of the writer. See aNOOBis.
Dennihilate (v.) - to reduce to utter ruin by disbelieving all evidence or arguments to the contrary.

[TomLostMonkey]

lol, thanks Buddha! But I don't see my favourite on the list:

Ignoranus - someone who's both stupid and an asshole.

[FullFrontalBuddha]

These are all board member creations and submissions. But that's one of my favorites too. Although that was from how the thread got started with a Washington Post neologism contest, I think. I'll see if I can find it.

[FullFrontalBuddha]

Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are
run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddishisms.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul
flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
Jewish men.

That's some of them.

[FullFrontalBuddha]

Found the rest of them:

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.And the pick of the literature:
Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole

[TomLostMonkey]

Destitute - a broken down old hooker, who will perform the most sordid sexual acts imaginable for very little money.

[Smaug]

Jun 13, 2008 2:34:46 GMT -5 TomLostMonkey said:

Destitute - a broken down old hooker, who will perform the most sordid sexual acts imaginable for very little money.

And dunc shows up for the first time in awhile... hmmmm...

[FullFrontalBuddha]

Good one, Tom.

Provert (n.): Someone who has surpassed amateur level perversion.

[FullFrontalBuddha]

Crapucopia (n.): 1. an abundant, overflowing supply of useless sh!t.
2. an endless supply of bullsh!t.